It is rather intense and overwhelming to feel as though you’ve missed out on something that could have been amazing.

More so when it all boils down to youthful indecision and indulgence.

I finally got pics of my trip up online so check em out!

http://www.nightbirdflying.com/jalbum/index.html

Of writing things while I haven’t quite fallen asleep when taking Ambien.

I’m currently in a deep little envelope listening to Shine on you Crazy Diamond.

Crazy being the operative word in that sentence.

I have sifted through the Ireland photos…just need to order, tag and finally upload…so sometime this week. I think…:-)

I leave you with an ambien gem:

12:16
i am so good
12:16
you just have to fit me in
12:16
or let me go be beaufitul for someone else
12:16
but on a dark night on some obscure back porch with the moon lighting the trees
12:17
and the breeze blowing in off the water
12:17
i am the girl you want to see walking up the path from the beach all sandy and wind swept
12:17
while you watch me shake out my hair and take off my top
12:18
while you drink a beer in the dark corner of the porch

I ate some pretty awesome french toast on Sunday morning.

I took an awesome couple weeks off work to do a little travel in Europe. At some point I will actually stop being lazy and toss an album up.

I’ll leave you with this little gem:
Awkwardfamilyphotos.com

I keep thinking of “he’s so sweet I wanna lick the wrapper” so retarded and yet so catchy.

I’m pretty sure the world has gone retarded over .0000005% of the world being sick. Although it did involve the people in my office going 4chan and creating a meme so I suppose that’s advantageous and amusing.

There’s a panther coffee table for sale on Craigslist. It’s super classy and unique to say the least.

I’m seriously recommending everyone check out http://www.textsfromlastnight.com because it’s basically amazing and I’m sure given my propensity to drunk text I will show up there in no time.

Peace out yos.

you are that one girl i was ogling with my drunkin eye balls. i was probably staring at your breasts but hey its cool i was trashed. i am not looking for one woman in particular just pretty much any woman that i made feel highly uncomfortable. i kinda like to do it again . peace out yo

I’m pretty sure the poster here should have no problem finding any woman that he makes uncomfortable. For serious.

I found this song by Dido today when accidentally hit play all (all 14000 songs…). I like the hell out of it. Very chill and the lyrics are really gentle and sweet. I may or may not already have the play count up to 20. Whatever.

After far too much hassle (that I’ll probably attempt again on Wednesday) I put the factory deck back in my car. This annoying little voice in my head keeps pinging me about the fact that I’m getting older because I don’t care about hooking up my amp and subs. However the lack of really being able to set an equalizer curve sort of kills me. Thusly I’ll be dicking with the old Pioneer Premier again on Wednesday if my Dad will put up with it. (Me + PCBs and soldering != good) Still…even the factory deck is better than the piece of shit DVD player I had in there that no matter how you ground it out wouldn’t play DVDs while in park or drive…truly worthless. Yeah.

In a typical Mondo Monday fashion the Loft played Reefer Madness. It was in celebration of 420. It was really amusing. All the immoral behavior they discuss sorta just looks like a good Thursday night to me. I mean really…they giggle, dance and make out. What is so wrong with that again? I also enjoyed them playing some anti-drug video song compilation from the 80’s with Whitney Houston as one of the singers. Just say no kids…You should also say no to being a smelly hippie. Especially on that sits directly in front of me in a movie theater and literally makes me gag with your stench. You smelly hippie sir, are the suck and should be sentenced to hourly bathing until your goddamn dreadlocks fall off.

Off to relive my childhood and play Pipe Dream until I pass out.

Lately if I don’t hear Hustlin’ by Rick Ross sometime between when I get up and when I get to my office, my day is really thrown off. I strongly prefer it coming on in the shower or when I’m walking through the underpass so I can practice my swagger.Although Boom Boom Pow has been an acceptable substitution for said swagger.

I installed a loverly little wordpress plugin that detects mobile clients and allows for a much cleaner mobile admin interface. So I’m testing to see whether or not it actually works.

It seems that it does. I’m currently in Share Point training. First day was kind of slow since I knew a lot of it but I actually found a bunch of things today I’d actually like to try to implement for the people on my project. Try being the operative word.

I can’t remember what mondo monday movie was on yesterday but holy shit. It was atrocious. I’m actually kind of angry with it for wasting 1.5 hours of my life. Yeah. Bad movie night is usually funny. This one was fricking awful. It involved the 80s and cockroaches and a small island. Giant nutsack like cockroach “nests”, a “hybrid” cockroach cat which looking back on it we should have called cockpussy and a “hybrid” we affectionately named papa roach that arose when the hot babe in the movie’s dad was eaten by roaches in the bathroom while trying to save her. Yeah. Bad. Almost as bad as the sentence I just wrote. Don’t judge me.

Anywho. Peace out girl scouts.

I DONT HAVE A CLUE,,ATRACTION IS a mean little kid with a magnifying glass and he does not want to kill me he just wants to burn my wings off and watch me squirm,,but i do have trust in the man up stairs ,don’t understand but then what man Duse understand the hart ,

Another MC gem.

We got a new degausser at work. It scared the crap out of all 5 us when we fired it up.

Lemme know what you think of the new template. Particularly if it renders funny on your browser or something…

If you haven’t seen the GI Joe PSAs you definitely need to.

The title is a little gem from a Craigslist MC. Yes I love missed connections. Yes I read them daily. They are goddamn hilarious sometimes. Lord knows we all need some comic relief.

(?:11:54 PM) Mandi: i’m in a bad mood.
(?:11:56 PM) Mandi: i need liquor
(?:11:58 PM) Mandi: and a shower
(?:12:01 PM) Mandi: my hair feels gross
(?:12:07 PM) Mandi: it’s probably because i got whipped cream in it.
(?:12:11 PM) JasonC: wtf?

At Jason’s suggestion I’m taking a tumblr approach to this. I’m still twattering (yes I spelled that right) but I keep the updates protected because let’s face it. I’m kind of a bitch sometimes and I have to have an outlet for it somewhere…

I think I’m going on a motorcycle ride tonight. Hopefully I don’t get myself killed.

I love pie.