We were so much alike i wish i could just turn back time like Cher instead of having confessions like Usher
The title is a little gem from a Craigslist MC. Yes I love missed connections. Yes I read them daily. They are goddamn hilarious sometimes. Lord knows we all need some comic relief.
(?:11:54 PM) Mandi: i’m in a bad mood.
(?:11:56 PM) Mandi: i need liquor
(?:11:58 PM) Mandi: and a shower
(?:12:01 PM) Mandi: my hair feels gross
(?:12:07 PM) Mandi: it’s probably because i got whipped cream in it.
(?:12:11 PM) JasonC: wtf?
At Jason’s suggestion I’m taking a tumblr approach to this. I’m still twattering (yes I spelled that right) but I keep the updates protected because let’s face it. I’m kind of a bitch sometimes and I have to have an outlet for it somewhere…
I think I’m going on a motorcycle ride tonight. Hopefully I don’t get myself killed.
I love pie.
What’s Twattering? Sounds painful.
oh. and how did you get whipped cream in your hair. Sounds kinky.
oh. Don’t die on your motorcycle ride tonight. Sounds dead-ful.